My Lazy Gun

facebook_547655390 I swung my front door wide open and placed by Remington 12 gauge semi-automatic shotgun in the doorway. I left 9 shells beside it then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a young girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of my house. I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it. It hadn’t moved itself. It certainly hadn’t killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had presented itself. In fact, it hadn’t even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise with all the hype by the Left/Progressive and Media about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong or I’m in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is third in Murders throughout the World. But if you take out just four cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington, D.C. and New Orleans, the United States is fourth from the bottom in the entire world. Murders! These four cities also have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the U. S. All four of these cities are controlled by Democrats. Of course, it would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data—right?

Well, I’m off to check on my spoons. I hear they’re making people fat!

Editor’s Note: Someone sent me this neat summary on the dangers of guns…

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